Greater Des Moines Barbie Dolls

My daughter absolutely loves barbies and my cousin collects them also. She(my cousin) sent an email to me today with pictures of some barbies and I had to share this, because these are hilarious stereotypes...... I couldn't help but laugh when I saw them. And don't email me and tell me it's naughty 'cause I already know that!





"Jordan Creek Barbie"
This princess Barbie is sold only in West Glen at Jordan Creek . She
comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign
dog named Honey and a cookie-cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version.










"Drake Park Barbie" (this is one of my neighbors- by the way)

She is just looking for all three of her babies' daddies. Set comes with
baby Nieshia and baby Twanna. Optional accessories include a GED and bus
pass to get to Aldi's. Gangsta Ken and his 1979 Caddy were available,
but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.









" Fairgrounds Barbie"
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9 mm handgun, a Ray Lewis
knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a Meth Lab Kit. This model is only
available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small,untraceable bills) unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about. Fairgrounds Barbie comes with the Barbie East-side dream-shack that has an extra large front yard for Waukee Barbie to park her Hummer on for $20 per day each August during the fair.









"Grimes" Barbie (recently moved from West Des Moines)
The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar Minivan
and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time
occupation. Still goes back to the west side for doctor appointments,
shopping, bakery, dairy queen, weddings, and funerals. Traffic jamming
cell phone sold separately.







"Sherman Hill Barbie" (more neighbors of mine)
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her Willow. She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Sherman Hill Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker and gift card to Zanzibar's Coffee Adventures for free.